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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:49
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What is your opinion about homosexuality? Do you think that it is by nature or a choice?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
share office space ...
What do you think, TikTok is nothing but another porn site? Do you agree or not? Why?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some funny and smart quotes?
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
No go.
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?